To start out, we will serve you a couple of tropical storms. The main course will be a category 3 hurricane. It's so strong, it will blow you away! Dessert will be a slushie, and a complementary snow cone. We hope you enjoy your stay!
Seriously, how crazy is this place? It was 77 degrees yesterday, the high today was 36. It was snowing when I drove Tyler to cub scouts. No worries, though, it's going to be back in the 70's by the weekend. :p