Friday, December 15, 2006

Mary breastfeeding :o)

A friend just IM'ed me this, she got it in an email. I thought it was too cute! :o)

Went to Abigail's school Christmas concert (no "proper" Nativity this year ). Each class did a little something followed by a song or 2. Anyway, Ab's class did a Nativity scene, with Ab as Mary (How proud was I?). A few mins into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress & shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what they'd learnt & goes as follows....
Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I'm feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don't be silly he's having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That's disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby's having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What's a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They're not boobies, they're nipples"
Mary: "No they're not, they're boobies"
Joseph: "So why can't Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven't got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can't you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles haven't been invented yet & even if they were I've just had a baby so if you think I'm faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make proper milk in my boobies you can think again"

I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her best to steer them back towards their proper lines but she was laughing so much she didn't really stand a chance. The line about Joseph forgetting the breast pump finished her off - she slid to the floor & couldn't get up for laughing....

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Holiday Book Sets 30% off!

For anyone needing to get some last minute Christmas shopping done. :o)

Life has been crazy lately. Got my last set of Christmas cards made today, but the pictures from snapfish haven't arrived yet. I hope they didn't get lost in the mail... We're having pizza for dinner today, don't feel like cooking. Tomorrow is Dave's b-day. Thankfully, I got everything for that. :o)

Monday, December 11, 2006

LAST DAY!

FOR BOOK ORDERS TO ENTER THE FREE BOOK DRAWING!

It's going to be a busy week this week. Gotta get Christmas cards ready, Tyler has his concert tomorrow, Dave's birthday is on Thursday, and, well, it just seems like there's a million things going on... This time of year seems to just get more and more busy each year... :p

Thursday, December 07, 2006

What a crazy week!

Life has been so busy lately, it seems like there have been a million things going on. I had two more concerts during this last week, so that filled up a couple of evenings. Dave has been busy with his dissertation proposal, and finally had his defense yesterday. He got all his papers signed off, yay! Now all he has to do is finish writing his dissertations, and we're off to "real life". Hard to believe! On Saturday, we went to another baskteball game, and it was so much fun! It was even better because we won. :o) Yesterday I hosted a scrapbooking party for my friend. Ten people came, and considering the size of my apartment, it was pretty crowded, haha. It was so much fun! I haven't ever scrapbooked, but I think I may just take whatever I get free through this party to get myself started. There are three levels of kits, and level 1 is so easy! Everything is pre-printed, and you get stickers, too. All you have to do is put it together with your pictures. I can do that. :p Even level 2 isn't too bad. I guess I may have found myself a new hobby! :o) Kaylee is getting her incisors, so she's made life miserable for all of us. She's also developing quite the attitude, sometimes I don't know what to do with her. She wants this and that, and if she can't have it, she throws a major fit. AAAAHHHHH. Kaylee also managed to wreck our Christmas tree within one day of it being put up. So all the ornaments are off now, there are just the lights and some white "snow" garlands. She still pulls on those, but they're easily fixed. I thought for sure the tree would be okay this year, cause I don't remember the boys being that bad when they were her age. Maybe next year...

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Free Book Drawing!

All orders received by December 11th are going to be entered in a $10 book drawing! The winner will be notified via email on the 12th. :o)

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